Tonight we went to Sonic to get dinner. The whole family likes to drink Cherry Limeades. We ordered Andrew one and I was telling him how good it is. This was the conversation in the car:
E: "It's gonna be good. It has cherries. And limes."
C (thinking he's being witty, not realizing what he's saying): "And ades."
Can you get AIDS from a Sonic drink?
(Huge eruption of laughter)